In case you've missed my multiple stressed, tearful posts... I'm getting my MBA.
Just waiting for your applause. I know, I'm amazing.
Just kidding. What I am is exhausted. Always, always exhausted. I never knew evaluating the longevity of Costco's stock options would put me in a near-coma, but here we are.
Whenever I meet up with someone and brag about my academic achievements, the inevitable question arises... "So, what are you going to do with your degree?"
Apparently, "enjoy sleeping through the night again" isn't an acceptable answer. People want a full on career analysis.
Now, I've already gotten a new role and duties in my current job, so I feel quite set. But if any of my fellow December grads are having trouble fielding this question, allow me to help. I present: a bunch of nonsense jobs that are yours to lie about. None of these jobs are real. I made them all up over my lunch break. But if you genuinely don't know what your post-grad plans hold, or your answers just aren't enough for whoever happened to ask, here you are. Lie away!
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Great hair, average personality.