I’m the first to admit that I’m a grown adult woman who pays taxes and mildly understands the concept of a low-cost index fund who still watches Disney princess movies.
When I was a kid, I adored these movies. I used to draw up my own princess characters and invent stories that usually involved a poison strawberry because I didn’t understand the concept of plagiarism. All in good fun.
With the new “Mohana” movie just around the corner and my love for Disney princesses ever lingering, you may be wondering… who is my favorite princess? Glad you didn’t ask!
It’s Tiana. Like, this isn’t even a question.
Under the special skills list on my resume, I do my best to highlight that I’m a jack of all trades and a master of fun. I know basic programming, AP-style writing, graphic design, and mildly hilarious stand up comedy routines.
But what about those non-work related skills? The adult-y ones. The ones you call your mom up to brag about?
At the ripe old age of 21, I’m sure I have a plethora of stories that would make for one hell of a memoir, propelling my life story straight to the top of the New York Times Best Seller List. In the interest of reality, here’s a sneak peek at various chapters, coming never to a Barnes and Noble near you:
about the author
Great hair, average personality.